My first ever BLOG!

This sucker is dedicated to my over the top child. He is 3 going on 16. The things that come out of his mouth are unreal at best. I want to make sure that I never forget any of the things he says or does. What better way to do that than to keep a written record? I have never blogged before and I don't really know what I'm doing, but here goes nothin!
This morning I made cinnamon rolls for Mavrick and I. As I was in the kitchen putting a roll on a plate for Mav, He starts yelling, "I'm shitting!". I immediately ask him what he is talking about since my kid is also potty trained. Basicly, I know that he is not literally shitting. He was having issues with his milk, which was leaking out of his tippy. To show how angry he was about the leaky cup he yells about shitting. This is something that I seriously don't have a problem with as long as he uses his bad words in the correct context. Honestly. He did not, however, use the words correctly.
My son has a pretty impressive vocabulary. I am honestly not sure why. I sometimes wonder if it's because I never "baby talked" to him. It probably has absolutely nothing to do with me. My son also has a wild understanding of the ways the world  works. He knows that muttering 'fuckin shit' under his breath is only going to get him a mild scolding from me. Here's the thing. He KNOWS that he can't say those things to, say, my Grandma, or at pre-school.
Now. This may or may not make me the World's worst mother. I'll let you be the judge. If you don't mind reading about the crazy shit my kid says, great, read on. If you don't like it, that's cool too. Just know, that if you offend my kid, he will likely use his pretend phone to call the Police and order a hit on you. Don't take it personally, I have been pretend murdered a million times and I'm still just fine.